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Gosh! London Gosh! offers a diverse and indepth range of new graphic novels and comics. A finer selection is hard to find. GoshLondon.com

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Breaking into comics is a rare occurrence. It doesn't have to be. TwilightPop Productions is accepting submissions at twilightpop.blogspot.com

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Sweat Drop Studios Original Manga from the United Kingdom. SweatDrop.com

Nemesis wanted: I'm 5'10, into kayaking, books and conversation (by day), justice, honour and vengeance (by night). Seeking arch-enemy, possibly crimelord or deformed megalomaniac. Meet in the park after dark.

Incognito Comics Home Of The UK's finest online comic book back-issue service. IncognitoComics.com

Have VIAGRA. Need Women. Any women between 18 and 80.

Rice Boy Comics from Overside by Evan Dahm. riceboy.com

Wanted: somebody to go back in time with. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

InGenre: Blogs, reviews, webcomics and more! Genre entertainment done right! Monthly comic book reviews - Marvel, DC, Image and indie books. InGenre.com

For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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One man, seven women hot tub. $850 or best offer.

Comic Fever Comic news and articles. comicfever.com

Found - dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be a big reward.

Urban Species Independent Designers. Officially Licensed Products. Customised Clothing. GET IN!!! UrbanSpecies.co.uk

Nice parachute - never opened. Used once.

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Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Strong Lifts A simple, effective method to build muscle & lose fat while getting stronger. StrongLifts.com

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Joanna Zhou Manga illustration and design. chocolatepixels.com

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Joe Blakely is willing to do freelance work in the comic industry. Contact me directly by email. joewapo@att.net

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Weaponizer We publish the best in Flash Fiction, Short Stories, Poetry and Independent Journalism. weaponizer.co.uk

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Direct Edition is your weekly fix of new comic books. Be sure to comment, rate, subscribe and if you're feeling the show let somebody know! youtube.com/directedition1

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

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ASJ41 Awesome Storm Justice 41 is a community webcomic project. There are multiple webisodes in production. Hope you enjoy... uggabugga.net

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Prick Magazine The World's First Free Tattoo, Piercing, and Music Lifestyle Magazine. prickmag.net

Used tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.

The creatures in my head illustration and artwork by Andrew Bell. creaturesinmyhead.com

For Sale: One pair hardly used dentures. only 2 teeth missing $100 Call Ira after 6

BugPowder is a collaborative weblog produced by and for the UK small press comics community. bugpowder.com

Turkey - for sale. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks intact. $23

Economic Comics supply your favourite comic books quickly and at fantastic prices. economic-comics.co.uk

Wanted: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please.

Clutter Magazine UK based with an International perspective, Clutter is the first English language magazine to focus on the designer toy phenomenon. cluttermagazine.com

For Sale: Bonsai Tree. Large $80

Escape Books. Comics of style and vision. escape-books.com

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Incurable romantic, seeks filthy whore.

Quicksilver Comics. Vast stock imported directly from the U.S.qscomics.com

Hitachi washing machine DX250, under warranty until kill kill kill, kill them all February 2010, in perfect working order. 180 ono.

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Unico Comics and Books UK Independent Press unicocomics.co.uk

King size rubber sheets, black. $40/$45 clean.

Dazed Digital State of Independence. dazeddigital.com

Amanda - I'm running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?

Sci-Fi London The London international festival of science fiction and fantastic film sci-fi-london.com

For Sale: Holiday photos: Choice of ski, sun or city break. Ideal for anecdote or alibi.

Neo Magazine - Anime, Manga, Games, Soundtracks, Competitions, News and more! neomag.co.uk

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The Book Palace. Serving collectors and fans worldwide since 1977 bookpalace.com

Dog for sale - eats anything and is fond of children.

Arctos Comics action and adventure webcomics. arctoscomics.com

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